Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

I Have Arrived!

Today i have arrived in a small village in the south called Alresford! I arrived here by these big transportation veicles called cars? I pick up a newspaper and see that it is 2012, im not paticulily sure how i got here all i remember was going to bed last night and waking up here!

It is a very unusual place here i see parents running with there children into shops as there in a rush they are wearing very unusual clothing like these suit like trouser but they are called 'Jeans'?

This new world I have discovered seems to be like it is is the future. There are things flying above my head and are making a huge racket is it a bird i ask myself. I ask a gentleman next to me what this unusual thing in the sky is his reply was rather unusual he said "Its a plane are you stupid?", Im not quite sure what stupid means but i'll take it as a complement!

I am rather peckish as i did not get to eat anything so i walk into "Daves fish and chip shop" im guessing Dave may own this suspistious place but as i am here i shall get these things to eat they dont have any tables and chairs here im not sure were i am ment to eat maybe there is a courtyard round the corner. As i order they say "That will be a fiver please" im not sure what this "Fiver" is but i grab in my pocket and give her what i find. I am discusted by what i have got i dont even have cutlery to eat this greasy mess with.

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